From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
And I have just discovered :

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :
Oh, I say :

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

On the shopfloor
There's a calendar
As obvious as snow...
(As if we didn't know)

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

Send me the pillow ...
The one that you dream on ...
Send me the pillow ...
The one that you dream on ...
And I'll send you mine